Your room. Roasted. Then rescued.
Upload a photo for an AI-powered decor roast that is funny, personal, and ready to share—then get practical tips to fix the vibe.
One roast is free. No interior-design degree required.
Vibe verdict
“Your lamp looks like it has been waiting for the landlord since 2007.”
The no-weird-stuff promise
Brutal about decor. Thoughtful about everything else.
Free first
Try the core roast before paying for anything.
Useful after
Every punchline leads to a practical improvement.
Yours to share
Get a polished card built for the group chat.
Three moves. Zero taste required.
From questionable corner to comeback plan.
VibeCheck does not stop at “that rug is too small.” It turns the read into an entertaining result and a realistic next step.
- 1
Upload the evidence
Drop in a clear photo of your bedroom, living room, office, or suspiciously empty corner.
- 2
Receive a personal roast
AI vision reads the room and turns the questionable choices into a funny, specific verdict.
- 3
Actually fix the vibe
Every joke comes with practical suggestions, so your room leaves with more than emotional damage.
The result is the content
A roast card good enough to post. A fix list good enough to use.
Save the funniest lines, tag the friend whose room is next, and keep the actionable redesign notes for when you are ready to move the furniture.
Room report
Main character energy. Background extra lighting.
The fix: add one warm floor lamp and retire the ceiling glare.
Pay for the makeover, not the punchline
Start with a free read.
Roast one room on us. Unlock deeper recommendations when the joke hits a little too close to home.
Quick Roast
Free
Find out what your room has been getting away with.
- One room roast
- Shareable result card
- Three quick fixes
Room Rescue
$9 one time
A deeper diagnosis and a practical redesign direction for one room.
- Extended personalized roast
- Layout and lighting suggestions
- Color and style direction
- Saveable action plan
- Shareable roast card
Whole Place
$24 one time
For apartments, new moves, and homes with multiple scenes of the crime.
- Up to five room roasts
- Full rescue plan per room
- A consistent home-wide direction
Before you expose the couch
Fair questions.
The room is ready. Are you?
Let the questionable decor speak for itself.
Upload one photo, get your verdict, and decide whether the group chat or the furniture store hears about it first.
Roast my room free